Text: Rebbie's memoirs

I wanted to make a 8.5 PLUS Christmas post, but due to family stuff going wrong I had to put it off, but for some reason I want to make this blog a little bit livelier, so I think I am gonna try writing a short story. I dunno what's with me, friend gave me her original story (a bit weird but I kinda liked it) so I wanna write stuff too. When I get home to my precious shitty compy I will post something decent with pictures and stuff. (Should I draw with mouse, brb experimenting. uwu;;)

Ok, this isn't going to work. : D But at least we know what this is going to be about! Rebbie. (Everyone gasps and awaits the ugly Lionel's memoirs)

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That morning I woke up completely smashed.

   I had no idea what  I had drunk, why did I drink but I know one thing - now I am in the middle of the forest, without my metal limbs. I think I can hear somebody calling my name. Sounds like old man Ralph, I hope he falls down a beartrap before finding me. I can imagine his snarky face when he finds me half dead, half sober and that makes me even more sick than before. 

   A pair of legs appears next to me, brown striped pants, white classy shoes. Oh, that is Raven. He asks me something, I open my mouth to answer but all I can do is let out a beautiful, thoughtful 'fuck'. At least it convinced him about my situation. The butler bent down and started putting back my leg, hell knows where he found it, but you can't question a cursed monster butler. At least I got my leg back. I try to sit up but it's not exactly easy without arms. Those I can't get. I try listening to Raven but apparently, as far as my dazed half brain could catch, my arms are lying somewhere, broken beyond recognition. Why? Hell knows.

Took him some while, but I got carried home. Then I had to listen to old man's annoying voice, I didn't want to pay attention, but apparently he knew, what happened yesterday.

   We had a little party and by little I mean that Ralph carried out from the basement two bottles of wine and forced it down our throats. Of course he, being the genius that he is, started bugging Raven about going to 'that basement'. Raven did what every reasonable, drunk man would do - he took us by HAND through that blasted crow forest into the castle.

   Suddenly I remember this - There were caged monsters which seemed pretty adorable at the given moment and I did what anyone would do in my place - I stuck my arms out in the cage and waved until the monster noticed me. Needless to say that's how I lost my arms. Imagine the sounds of metal grinding against some terrible beast's teeth. Pretty awful, but at least it pissed off Ralph, totally worth it.

   The ear splitting screech (no, not Ralph's screech, metal grinding against teeth screech, though old man let out some nasty sounds too...) attracted a Dragonhead. That explains the huge stitch across my stomach. According to Raven the Dragonhead sliced through me and old man like bread and stopped at him. I must question Raven's butler abilities yet again - he's got two split up corpses and he is half dead himself, but he carried us back and stitched us together. If my head didn't hurt so much I'd waste a little energy to think so I could be even more afraid of him. Ahem. Anyways.

   THAT is how we celebrated. It doesn't get more classy. As I am sitting here and scribbling this in my notebook my sickness becomes more and more noticable, I wish to write a little more since I have not yet covered old man's absolutely atrocious fashion sense in holiday time, but I must rush to the nearest toilet before yesterday's sins are all over my table. 

The Amazing Rebellion's memoirs

The day when my red coat was washed together with everyone's white socks. 

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Meh I am no good at writing. But some ideas I had in my head a long time could get written so since I can't draw that well I can at least write it out. ovo; Though most of this story was made up on the spot HAH

ATM I am inspired so I could write more of Rebbie's memoirs... He is a character I can relate personality wise (snarky asshole) soo I will have lots of fun writing him saying bad things about others. But I can also write other characters. You can always hit me up with suggestions... 

This way I can start a new tag. :D A writing tag.

Okay I'll stop writing crap and submit this before I get embarassed of my crappy writing. :'3

Finally something interesting

Came back from a bath and noticed that GE crashed, so I used it as an opportunity to update my blog. Sweet, isn't it? Anyways, something has finally happened!

 I got lucky during Bahamar (I think) BH and got this baby. O: Bummer that's it's metal since only Rosy, my fig, uses anything metal but no worries, at least somebody has a belt! I'm sure one day I'll be happy he has that belt. :D Also I'm saving up money for a blank fig ELB because I need hardcore armor and well... gotta start somewhere ehehhehe.

More wintery goodness

CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP 

YEAAAH,I am surprised I am not embarrassed to post this. |:3 more from the series: "suddenly looks awful when scanned"

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you - The pinnacle of heterosexuality 

(PS. Where is Rebel and his slurs when you need him? /shot)

I'll just let it slide at this and not address the infinity derps in this /proceeds to hide in shame box

Oh wait, I just wanted to tell one thing - stupid idea nobody cares about #58237952390 - They (homos in picture 1, k) give each other silly hats or general accessories and have a passive-aggressive fight over who'll wear it for a longer time.

Spiler: They both win because deep down they're giant homos who just can't let pink earmuffs or a santa hat slip. 

True story, brought you to by everyone's least favorite idiot, Artie!

Bonus tinies that actually look better than the drawing which I wasted hours on. /sob

That's it, you may now tell me just exactly how lame I am. /shame box

Winter in Fluvial

I'm still as busy as ever but I got the time to make a short post so I shall!

Two pictures of my babies training in Fluvial. uwu Since Raven has maxed all that is max-able I'm now working on vets so I have more experts in the future. 'A'

In one picture there is Emi but I'm not sure whether I need her that much ahah xD So I gave my musk questionable equipment and let him fight, if he gets too much damage Rosy just provokes everything on himself. Ouo

A silly wintery drawing of my favourite bby kra kra uwu /lame

I wanted to test out a new brush I bought and woot, it was worth it *w* Now I can fully enjoy watercolors. /Still thinking whether I need more watercolor pencils!

And that's it for now, I have to survive a presentation Monday and then I can relax. *A*;;

Flowers, ropes and happy days

I haven't updated for AGES, because I have practically no time to play. uwu But I'm trying my best to move on, I FINALLY maxed my bby's Raven's Rapiere so now I'm moving veterans. ovo Rosy and Katy~ And Emi, just for fun. >3< Anyways, I decided to spam my blog with drawings and sketches. Yeah! So it doesn't  die. :3

Quick school sketches

Quick art spam post because this blog is THE place to put unfinished drawings/sketches. P: Don't have much time to spend on these, but I'm planning to start drawing digitally one of these by Thursday, if I'm not lazy.

My classmate wanted to nitpick over something so told me to be 'creative', so I suddenly wanted to draw a girl and drew Hellena. OwO! She turned out kind of cute, perhaps her legs are wonky though.

My classmate mostly makes my sketches cleaner because she doesn't like 'unnecessary lines' but it's impossible to get into her thick head that my sketches aren't supposed to be clean and neat, but I don't mind, it's kind of funny how she's all 'I like this, this is nice' and then she asks what's this or that.

This was the first drawing she 'tore apart'. :DD As for the strange outfits, I wanted to draw them as fancy gentlemen but my 'modernization' went durp and uninteresting when I reached Raven (not that Ralphine is the most interesting man in the world to begin with) though my classmate called his vest 'high class fashion' or something like that, it was funny

I had to redraw Ralph's shoes because at first, according to my dear 'editor' they looked like trainers which didn't look good with his 'smokingiņš', no idea why did she have to butcher the word with a diminutive.

Anyways, I'm talking too much lol but these drawings now hold memories. Awww...

Oh, also, I will never ever draw huuuge heads because they're just ass, I should stick to decent head shapes that work together with bodies, because only fluffy hairstyles can be bullshitted with a badly thought out head. Or something.

I should really rush to eat before my dinner gets cold. >w>

It's not winter yet

Wasted some cash on Taurus and Great stones. >w> And robbed poor Edu.

Eligo disapproves.

RAVEN. What are you trying to do to that poor Elviot? Geez...

Pow! He makes such silly sounds ololo, but nothing beats Edu's DURJAAAAAAAA!!!!

 And now drawings. 'v' ~~ 

Pew Pew Kra Kra

Bluh, today is the last day of Autumn holidays so I guess I gotta do a small compilation before the never ending cycle of being tired and no sleep continues.

Anyways, one night I got some weird idea at 2AM and took Artie and Raven to Castilla. Needless to say - Raven is boss (even while being a derpy expert with a +4 pistol). Reason numero ??? why I need him to master. ewe! Love my kra kra. /issues

Once THIS happened while running to Marsh. O_o; Wow, a Silurian, rare catch. It dies fast BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS SKILL SET, what kind of sadist invented it? It spams skills ALL THE time and the characters just fly ALL OVER THE PLACE. Dramatic.

Not to mention this bugger walked all around the place randomly, idk why. I got worried that someone might try to steal my hunt. /shot

Wanted to take a 'badass' screen but Arsene managed to call those assholes forth already, so now you can stare at Prost and Mario butts. :| How interesting.

Sometimes, even death gets a bit cold.

And everyone else just has to follow. (Even though that's a different time if you notice the change of 1 character)

I guess that's all, I got no drawings this time. 'v';;; See you some other time.

Bitches love Prelude

Let's start out with Katy (Sorry Oliface, you'll have to stare at her for a while) I got no screens of Vinnie, but, I reached my goal - I experted him! Next will be this lady and Selva. P: And I dunno who else, perhaps Grace? Or even Caly??? Lol I want shooters SOB and something new... uwu

Anyways, the Halloween event goes on that means I'm having mighty fun!

Events and holidays

I don't have much to tell about my GE life so I'm showing this screen with a pretty Remi hat and Edu hair. 'w'  Sad thing I can't get the Remi costume. unu And I fear my life for the Edu costume. ;w;w;w;

Anyways, Autumn holidays started so I have a whole week free to do nothing, ok, I have to start working on my Scientific Research Project but I have some GE 'projects' too! :D

Ok, only one, I need to Expert Vinnie. >:C

Oh, and also the Halloween event started and it's awesome! OAO I already got 6 and 3 str pots (intensified and regular) 2 coffins, 1 white cat band, 10 vet chips (untradeable bluh) and ofc all the candy. :3c

A little shameless wank. I don't know how I always get so lucky with Leticias. .-. imagineifigotthestancebookomg, ok that won't happen and I don't even have her! 

Anyways, on to art!

Quick art spam

I am so busy with school I can't finish or document anything properly QwQ So Excuse me as I throw in some sketches and half done drawings boooo

It did happen!

Well, Master Artie DID happen! I am so glad that is done and over! :D

Anyways, I am now working on a serpent shotgun so I need a lot of things. =v= I got a DH recipe already so now I need 800 shinies, sigh!! Snail shells will be even more troubling. ;w;

Introducing: Katy and Rosy, my shiny looters 'v'

Posing as a team, Rosy is busy making angry faces.

Pretty pretty fighter 'w' <3 I'm gonna give him a polearm... But I got none atm so he's using sister Cathy's GS. uvu; His female counterpart will be a GSer, yep!

The devil gun

It's been a while since I last posted, hasn't it?

Anyways!

This was an incredibly lucky enchant. OAO; Maybe could be more attack, but come on, look at that combination, even fear! I am pleased and don't have to worry about upgrading much, fun fact - it has the same AR as Grasi's weps (32AR gaiter and a 30AR knuck w 2AR bonus, both +6). :| Imagine this being +7

Well, one might wonder who's pistol was it and here he is - handsome Raven who became an expert some days ago. uvu Didn't even need no squads. :D Now I just gotta master Artie... Then I could expert Vinnie and master Raven too. Much to do!

It's been a while, my friend

I turned 16 yesterday so I received this baby as a present from dear Oli. 'u' Yay!

Named it KraKra so it's on good terms with Mr Raven. eue^ Feathery business O:::

Um, today I tried something partly new! High level Secret Temple.

Diablo >:c He wasn't bad at all, yep!

How do I pencil art

I don't want to upload this to dA because... BECAUSE I DON'T.

So I'm dumping it here.

Main reason why I made it - I wanted to learn shading/blocking out faces (LIKE I AM GOING TO SUCCEED AT THAT HAHAHA /slashwrist) and because I like working with graphite pencils. :I

There's endless mistakes here. Also it's hard to tell where the crosshatching ends and where Raven's beard begins but that's least of my problems. Somebody could teach me how to make clothes look good. THE VEST LOOKS WONKY AAAAAAAA
But I already hairsprayed it... yep... 

Well ok this is it. Shitty art yep.

Clean up this mess

Finished Adelina's personal quest. 'u' One less daily mission! :D I still got some things to do though, but that later, now onto something interesting - Sketchies!

Drawn today during physics when I completely lost track of what our teacher was talking about. '_'; 

Drawn... Wednesday morning in geography. Testing out a new pen I think. 

Drawn today during music. Mad hair yo

Another physics wonder. :D

And that's it. Nothing much to tell. =w= During school time my GE activities are limited, yep!

School hits me hard

As an intro, this is how I feel after the second day of school. Man, I'm SO exhausted and I will be for the next 9 months. :c Oh well, I'll try to cope. I still have to do my maths homework but thankfully it is VERY easy. Phew. 

Anyways, less about my life and more about GE.

I AM THE LEADER OF THIS WOLF PACK, IT IS ME!!!

One time I was doing stupid things with Grasi and Raven, I must say they interact quite well, when not doing armpit shots like this. :I (Interact as in poses, I have a whole collection because I totally don't have issues)

Thar be naked bodies

Fun in Bahamar 'u'

I like this sketch and surprisingly I did it VERY quickly. OAO Such a pretty Vinnie. ;~;^

Ok and now there are gonna be some bullshits that I drew late at night yesterday and the most tragic fact is that I don't deem those things stupid now. Yep.

Slap that Artie

It is funny to see your own name in notifs. :O Also woot, one step closer to eTrump pistol!

Also stupid wording bug, yep.

At first I was like 'why the hell does a fighter have a knuckle' then I saw it.

Best Cabosse hunting team.

Sassiest boots + maids

Sassy Vinnie with high boots. ovo This was a finished drawing but I suddenly didn't like it so I'm only submitting flat colors. Also there's many mistakes + I broke his arm

Suddenly, maids o_o

Chillin. I gave him a bad case of emu hair :D

Grasi vs. everyone and their mothers

If doll Cathy has yellow/golden eyes...

Why does Torsche have green? Papa Torsche, you have failed your daughters.

Silliness aside, here is Grasi doing what he does best - getting in street fights. I just think it's so ironic. Good guy Grasi beating up other thugs. Right.