Monday, November 1, 2010

Gracielo memuāri - mASStera dzīve

That time of the year has come again... A certain hero has reached a new level of awesome. Yes, my dear friends, this is the story of how my life got flipped upside down an---

Ptfoo, wrong song and story.



Anyways, that's right. Grassi reached masterhood. Shall we explore this beautiful happening a little bit more?

Here we are, hoarding those last % by killing Vesps.

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. So beautiful. -sheds manly tears-

Ah... the beauty of the yellow letters. -cry-

Anyawys... A MA reaches masterhood, do you know what that means? Oh yes, you sure know - Master's Martial Arts. BUT WAIT, there's a catch! We gotta get to Master Fritz and... let's see what he offers.






The warm embrace of a master.

Grassi, keep your pants zipped.

The catch.


While Edu tries to talk some sense, Grassi got so excited he... stripped? Oh god, I'm glad Irawain isn't there, or anyone else, for that matter.

THE FIGHT HAS BEGUN, FIRST OPPONENT - SIEGMUND.

Fun fact: This bitch kept knockback'd, stunned and feared A LOT. Which was good , but Edu kept me nervous because he was kinda fragile, even though he does good damage. /sawb

Next was Phobitan Dickhead... er... I mean Chieftan. Well, So far so good, Edu started his dying sessions, Grassi lived on like a man.


What was next? Dreamblade and THAT'S where problems started. u_u Not only Edy was dying like a BIG bitch but even Grassi got damn hurt. It took me a while to teach that fucking beast a lesson. (I was too worried about survival, so no screens)
Then came Muertos chieftan. Edu said hello, Grassi froze in shock. A big DEAD THING.
Sadly, our whole hero team got whooped out by the big, shiny dead thing.
A loser is you.


Now we have a new objective - gain better armors. Or maybe even a new addition to the hero team. O_o;
Who knows what fate will bring us.

STAY TUNED FOR GRACIELO VS. THE WORLD II!


Spoiler: That won't happen too soon.

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